>>>Ok, stop it now, this is getting way too silly.
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>>Not possible.
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>>Steve Martin had a great bit about flatulence early in his career. (Not meaning he had flatulence early in his career, although maybe he did). From memory --
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>>"Mind if I smoke?"
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>>"No, do you mind if I fart?"
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>>I quit for two years. Gained a lot of weight.
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>>Sometimes after sex I still have the urge to light one up.
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>>(end Steve Martin semi-quote)
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>You quit for two years? Smoking or Farting?
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>I would love to say I do not smoke. But, still, I can not have a beer without wanting a cigarette.


For the record, it was Steve Martin who joked that he quit for two years.

I know many people who don't normally smoke yet do so after a drink or two. Thankfully I am not among them. I have enough problems already without that.