>>Ok, stop it now, this is getting way too silly.
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>Not possible.
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>Steve Martin had a great bit about flatulence early in his career. (Not meaning he had flatulence early in his career, although maybe he did). From memory --
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>"Mind if I smoke?"
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>"No, do you mind if I fart?"
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>I quit for two years. Gained a lot of weight.
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>Sometimes after sex I still have the urge to light one up.
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>(end Steve Martin semi-quote)

You quit for two years? Smoking or Farting?

I would love to say I do not smoke. But, still, I can not have a beer without wanting a cigarette.