>I still don't buy into this car-sales-as-weapons-race story. Whatever you drive, you're unlikely to look presentable if you happen to smash into an eighteen-wheeler.
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Agreed. But you must protect yourself and your family against the threat of injury from these folks. You don't want to become a burden on society. Sell your house and move into a Hummer.

>I'd propose everyone use my urn as an ashtray during the period between the first and the last bottle. That's as presentable as I care to be.

Smoking, drinking, cremation - you're my kind of guy, Dragan.