>>I still don't buy into this car-sales-as-weapons-race story. Whatever you drive, you're unlikely to look presentable if you happen to smash into an eighteen-wheeler.
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>Agreed. But you must protect yourself and your family against the threat of injury from these folks. You don't want to become a burden on society. Sell your house and move into a Hummer.
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>>I'd propose everyone use my urn as an ashtray during the period between the first and the last bottle. That's as presentable as I care to be.
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>Smoking, drinking, cremation - you're my kind of guy, Dragan.

Theoretically, simple burial would be greener, provided a decent mulberry tree grows over me, but I think the production of a simple headstone is just about equally resource-consuming. At least an urn takes up less space.