>That reminds me of another story about Santa Klaus - it is also of a sexual content, so don't read on if you don't like this sort of stories...
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>Santa Klaus goes down a chimney, bringing gifts to a house - and sees a naked lady, asleep on a couch.
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>"What a dilemma", he thinks. "If I do it, they won't let me back into heaven. And if I don't do it, I won't pass through the chimney."

I was always asking my mother questions as a child. When I was four I asked, “How does Santa Claus get to our house? We don’t have a chimney”. My mom answered, “Santa has a key to the front door”!

So all is not lost for the Santa in your story! Just use the front door! :)