>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas songs are usually played to get people into a nice mood, but appearantly you react differently. Have you considered seeing a shrink? (Duck!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Seeing the other person you mentioned in the parentheses would be cheaper. Unless mr Duck is yet another shrink.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Or a quack.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Whichever, he's sure to have a bill for you to drake into consideration, whatever your "malardy"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I would pay him in the normal goose output.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Don't you mean with your goose change?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You've got to put the green down sometimes.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>No fair! That's not a pun anymore.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Crap.
>>>>>
>>>>>Ah! Goose down?
>>>>
>>>>Down if not comforting.
>>>>
>>>>Welcome back to the land of the merry punsters.
>>>
>>>Well that's swan I didn't get but the feather you get the harder it gets.
>>
>>Yeah, well eider pay attention, or put a gaggle in it.
>
>Where there's a quill there's a way so duck off! :-)

No flocking way. 'course I'm just winging it here and I don't want to birden you with any unpheasantness.