>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas songs are usually played to get people into a nice mood, but appearantly you react differently. Have you considered seeing a shrink? (Duck!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Seeing the other person you mentioned in the parentheses would be cheaper. Unless mr Duck is yet another shrink.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or a quack.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Whichever, he's sure to have a bill for you to drake into consideration, whatever your "malardy"
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I would pay him in the normal goose output.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Don't you mean with your goose change?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You've got to put the green down sometimes.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>No fair! That's not a pun anymore.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Crap.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Ah! Goose down?
>>>>>
>>>>>Down if not comforting.
>>>>>
>>>>>Welcome back to the land of the merry punsters.
>>>>
>>>>Well that's swan I didn't get but the feather you get the harder it gets.
>>>
>>>Yeah, well eider pay attention, or put a gaggle in it.
>>
>>Where there's a quill there's a way so duck off! :-)
>
>No flocking way. 'course I'm just winging it here and I don't want to birden you with any unpheasantness.

That's a poultry excuse. You're just grousing cos you don't know waddle happen, but it's snow goose complaining and harlequin on about it