>That was the best one so far :o)

Thanks, Tracy. It's only cos I managed to think of moorhen the others, and they seem to have gone mute. Teal have to think of some plovers (OK not a fowl :-)

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas songs are usually played to get people into a nice mood, but appearantly you react differently. Have you considered seeing a shrink? (Duck!)
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Seeing the other person you mentioned in the parentheses would be cheaper. Unless mr Duck is yet another shrink.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or a quack.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whichever, he's sure to have a bill for you to drake into consideration, whatever your "malardy"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I would pay him in the normal goose output.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Don't you mean with your goose change?
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>>>>>>>>>>>You've got to put the green down sometimes.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>No fair! That's not a pun anymore.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Crap.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Ah! Goose down?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Down if not comforting.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Welcome back to the land of the merry punsters.
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>>>>>>Well that's swan I didn't get but the feather you get the harder it gets.
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>>>>>Yeah, well eider pay attention, or put a gaggle in it.
>>>>
>>>>Where there's a quill there's a way so duck off! :-)
>>>
>>>No flocking way. 'course I'm just winging it here and I don't want to birden you with any unpheasantness.
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>>That's a poultry excuse. You're just grousing cos you don't know waddle happen, but it's snow goose complaining and harlequin on about it