>>That was the best one so far :o)
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>Thanks, Tracy. It's only cos I managed to think of moorhen the others, and they seem to have gone mute. Teal have to think of some plovers (OK not a fowl :-)

I was on a call, so I'm just chicken the replies now. Nest assured that I don't want to squabble with such a beakon of puns as yourself, but I guess somebody has to pigeon and try. Oh, well, back to work or peeple will squawk.

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas songs are usually played to get people into a nice mood, but appearantly you react differently. Have you considered seeing a shrink? (Duck!)
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Seeing the other person you mentioned in the parentheses would be cheaper. Unless mr Duck is yet another shrink.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or a quack.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whichever, he's sure to have a bill for you to drake into consideration, whatever your "malardy"
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I would pay him in the normal goose output.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don't you mean with your goose change?
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>>>>>>>>>>>>You've got to put the green down sometimes.
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>>>>>>>>>>>No fair! That's not a pun anymore.
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>>>>>>>>>>Crap.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Ah! Goose down?
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>>>>>>>>Down if not comforting.
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>>>>>>>>Welcome back to the land of the merry punsters.
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>>>>>>>Well that's swan I didn't get but the feather you get the harder it gets.
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>>>>>>Yeah, well eider pay attention, or put a gaggle in it.
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>>>>>Where there's a quill there's a way so duck off! :-)
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>>>>No flocking way. 'course I'm just winging it here and I don't want to birden you with any unpheasantness.
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>>>That's a poultry excuse. You're just grousing cos you don't know waddle happen, but it's snow goose complaining and harlequin on about it