>>>>>And anything that big in my pocket would just get in the way of my golf swing. :)
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>>>>I think the Betty Ford clinic now treats golf addictions. :-P
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>>>Nooooo. If enjoying golf is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
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>>Golf is not so much wrong - as obscene
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>AaArRrGgGgG!!!!!!!!!!!
>It's the greatest sport created by man.
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>I'll tell you what's obscene, televising the National Spelling Bee on ESPN. Those kids work hard and all, but since when did the spelling bee become a sport?

Here we go again. Golf a sport? Hah! It's a game. Football is a sport; baseball is a sport, monopoly is a sport. No, wait! That can't be right. ;)

Golf is a sport the same way as bowling or darts is a sport - ie - not at all.

Not that I'm judging, you understand. ;)