>>As for french toast, however (and I know I'm going to get raked over the coals for this one), the only thing I ever put on it is (are you ready?) ketchup.
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>I have only one thing to say to that: yuk!
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>One of my kids used to like salami sandwiches with ketchup. I said "yuk" to that, too, but then I don't like ketchup.
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Salami has one useful culinary purpose: heated up in the oven with provolone cheese and spicy mustard on a French bread type of bun. Now that's good eating.