>http://www.despair.com/viewall.html
>
>I like:
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>CustomerCare - If we really care for the customer we'd send them somewhere better.

I ordered a calendar from them a few months ago. I keep it at the office. The month of February had a similar sentiment. It was:

Apathy - If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us.

~~Bonnie