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>http://www.despair.com/viewall.html
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>>I like:
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>>CustomerCare - If we really care for the customer we'd send them somewhere better.>
>I ordered a calendar from them a few months ago. I keep it at the office. The month of February had a similar sentiment. It was:
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>Apathy - If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us.
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>~~Bonnie
A colleague of mine with a military background sent me a few with a similar idea but a military twist. I liked;
Attitude - It takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger squeeze.
Firepower - If its not working, you're not using enough.
Violence - It only works if you use it.
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends - Martin Luther King, Jr.