Or get run over by an SUV, or die listening to Algore droning....Sure! But being a venerable gentleman past the age of 40, your number one risk is *definitely* cardiac disease rather than being Gored to death. You'd be wise to self-prescribe low-dose aspirin or red wine, assuming that you don't see a physician very often. ;-)
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1