>Or get run over by an SUV, or die listening to Algore droning....
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>Sure! But being a venerable gentleman past the age of 40, your number one risk is *definitely* cardiac disease rather than being Gored to death. You'd be wise to self-prescribe low-dose aspirin or red wine, assuming that you don't see a physician very often. ;-)

I have a glass of red wine most evenings for just that reason. Someone else can have the aspirin!