>>>>>>>Just like they have "subpoenaed" a witness... what, "underpunished"? Because "sub poena" means literally that, "under punishment".
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>>>>>>Ah, but I guess the implication is; "Come and be a witness - under punishment of imprisonment if you fail"
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>>>>>That surely is the implication, but they made "under punishment" a transitive verb :).
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>>>>I dig that in English though. Like "This process will take too long so I'll over-night it", or "Just for once I'd like to eat lunch in a restaurant; I'm sick of brown-bagging"
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>>>Don't you mean you'd like to 'do' lunch in a restaurant?
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>>isn't that an expression only for american business people or "ladies who lunch"? I hate that expression. I'm not too keen on people describing places they've been like "Yeah, we did Turkey last year", like it's a chore that needs to be got out the way.
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>Oh, never been there, but that's what we say about Thanksgiving. Similarly, "We did steaks on the weekend."
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>Or how about 'task' as a verb, or, and here's one of my all time favourites, 'Wellness'. Wellness? I have to go to the wellness clinic on Friday. Jeez!!!

Wellness, YES! I agree! What's wrong with "health"?

"I've been tasked with this" Yuck!

How about "Leverage your software"?

If we're talking corporate-speak now, my all-time worst was when I was on a training day, way back. Some guy kept asking questions of the lecturer, during his spiel, that delayed everyone. After a while the lecturer said "Can we take that offline and discuss it later?". I nearly swallowed my tongue!