>Was driving across the state today, and recollected on the great Tony one-liners....since some of these are rather "adult like", I've tapped the enter key a few dozen times, so you'll have to scroll down to read them. Enjoy....
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>"How many MIGs did you shoot down today?" (Tony, to Junior, Season 2, after seeing Junior wear his nighttime breathing apparatus)
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>"Uncle Junior's in the muff" (Tony, to Junior, on the golf course, Season 1, after Tony learns that Junior had acquired a "taste" for his lady friend)
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>"My father had a younger brother who was retarded??? Wow. You know, I remember when I was a kid, hearing my father complain about his feeble-minded brother, but I always thought he was talking about you" (Tony, to Junior, after learning that Tony's father had a mentally-challenged brother)
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>"There are old men in the can who are better looking than my sister" (Tony, to Richie Aprile, after learning that Richie was involved with Janice)
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>"Dad, is that a crack whore?" (AJ, to his father, when Tony drove him through the housing project)
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>"Whoa! You blow your father with that mouth???" (Tony, to one of the girls in the housting project, after the girl starts mouthing off to Tony)
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>"Mikey, good to see you in men's clothes" (Tony, to Mikey Palmieci)
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>"We better be careful with this Russian guy. Tony says he's some kind of interior decorator"
>"Really? His apartment looked like sh**" (Tony and Christopher, in the famous Pine Barrens episode)
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>"Hey Mikey, how's the boy?"
>"What boy is that, Tony"
>"The one you've been sleeping with"
>"Very funny. So what's with that nephew of yours? He likes to play with trucks? What is he, retarded or something?"
>"Hey, watch what you say. What if Jerry Lewis heard you talk about his kids that way?"
>"Ah, no, Tony, that's muscular dystrophy"
>"Well, too bad for you there's not a telethon for fu**-face-itis"
>(CLASSIC exchange between Mikey Palmieci and Tony, early Season 1)
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>"What...no fu**ing ziti tonight?" (A.J., after hearing that his grandmother isn't attending his birthday party)
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>"You look like a calzone with legs" (Tony, to Bobby B., Season 2)
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>"OK, fine, I'm late. Tomorrow I'll be early. But you'll be stupid forever" (Ralphie to Paulie, Season 3)
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>"Oh, that's right Janice, I forgot....you don't eat pork....not in that way" (Tony to Janice, at the dinner table, Season 2)
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>Feel free to post any other classics that I missed.

"Hey let's not overplay our hand, because if she finds out that we're powerless, we're f____ed!" Series 1 episode 16 tony discussing with carmela disciplining Meadow after the party at Livia's.

Nick