>>>>How about everyone just says whatever they want and if you don't understand, you ask?
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>>>Jay for president!
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>>I would never pass the security clearance, but I like the way you think!
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>Can I be your secret service thug?

Only if your willing to put your life on the line to protect me from, well, anything really. People, trains, guns, cars, bugs, snakes... There's a pretty big list.