>>A friend at Bata Shoe Organization, called Juan Carlos Gutiérrez, had a friend at the police do a background check on his name, and found SCORES of crimes commited by different people with the same name. (Both the name "Juan Carlos" - the combination is treated as a single name - and the last name Gutiérrez are relatively common, though.)
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>That's what you get when the priest has the power over your kids' names, and most of the kids' names are picked not from inspiration, but from a calendar. You get whole countries of ungooglables.


"Ungooglable" -- the modern day equivalent of the Invisible Man....