Please forgive any inaccuracies, as I don't really know much about what bats are used for what. This is esp. for sad people like Sam Ahn and Jay J:

A golfer dies and is up at the Pearly Gates. St Peter stops him and asks if he's ever sinned in his life.

Golfer: "Well I once swore .. but under extreme provocation."
St P: "Well that may be understandable, my son. Tell me what happend."
G: "Well I T'd off from the the 9th, and the ball soared down the fairway, was heading straight for the putting green, but a sudden gust of wind caught it and it went into the rough"
St P. "But surely you didn't swear just because your ball went into the rough?"
G: "No, I found it quite easily. I chipped it and it went beautifully, only it bounced off a tree on the way out, and rolled back into the woods"
St P. "But surely you didn't swear just because your ball went back into the rough?"
G: "No, I managed to get it out properly this time. It sailed down the fairway again, but dropped into a sand trap."
St P. "But surely you didn't swear just because your ball went into the sand trap?"
G: "No, I took out my wedge, chipped it beautifully, and it rolled along the green. But too fast and it rolled down the hill, into the water trap."
St P. "But surely you didn't swear just because your ball went into the water trap?"
G: "No, I waded in, found the ball, and managed to get it out, first stroke. It went back on to the green and stopped just six inches short of the hole."
St P. "But surely you didn't swear just because your ball didn't go all the way into the hole?"
G: "No ...."
St P. "F***ing h*ll! You didn't miss a six-inch putt!"