>>>>>>It's a good thing I'm just a turing machine, and not an actual, real person, or I'd be really hurt.
>>>>>
>>>>>turing?
>>>>
>>>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_machine
>>>
>>>Whoa! Wait a minute. Who said anything about intelligence?! <g>
>>
>>Now you're making my simulated self cry. I hope you're happy!
>
>I'm neither happy nor sad. We are illusions so I am apathetic to your (supposed) feelings...

For having carried this on so long, I guess I'm a pathetic too.