>>>>>>>It's a good thing I'm just a turing machine, and not an actual, real person, or I'd be really hurt.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>turing?
>>>>>
>>>>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_machine
>>>>
>>>>Whoa! Wait a minute. Who said anything about intelligence?! <g>
>>>
>>>Now you're making my simulated self cry. I hope you're happy!
>>
>>I'm neither happy nor sad. We are illusions so I am apathetic to your (supposed) feelings...
>
>For having carried this on so long, I guess I'm a pathetic too.

Hard to resist an opening like this..................

For carrying this to such lenghts......you're both pathetic < ducking for cover >