>>>>>>>>It's a good thing I'm just a turing machine, and not an actual, real person, or I'd be really hurt.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>turing?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_machine
>>>>>
>>>>>Whoa! Wait a minute. Who said anything about intelligence?! <g>
>>>>
>>>>Now you're making my simulated self cry. I hope you're happy!
>>>
>>>I'm neither happy nor sad. We are illusions so I am apathetic to your (supposed) feelings...
>>
>>For having carried this on so long, I guess I'm a pathetic too.
>
>Hard to resist an opening like this..................
>
>For carrying this to such lenghts......you're both pathetic < ducking for cover >

Not bad.... for a guy who can't spell lengths. ;)