>>>If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, who cares?
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>>The deaf guy standing where the tree fell...
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>Here's one I got from Mike Feltman, so you have probably already heard it ---
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>If a guy says something in a forest and there is no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?
Yeah, love that one. It's funny, Mike and I joke about having been separated at birth 20 years apart. It is also very interesting how much alike are my wife Denise and Toni. In both cases it is amazing how radically different life experiences and ages could lead to so much commonality.
Charles Hankey
Though a good deal is too strange to be believed, nothing is too strange to have happened.
- Thomas Hardy
Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don't mean to do harm-- but the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it because they are absorbed in the endless struggle to think well of themselves.
-- T. S. Eliot
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote.
- Ben Franklin
Pardon him, Theodotus. He is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
