>>>>If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, who cares?
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>>>The deaf guy standing where the tree fell...
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>>Here's one I got from Mike Feltman, so you have probably already heard it ---
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>>If a guy says something in a forest and there is no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?
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>Yeah, love that one. It's funny, Mike and I joke about having been separated at birth 20 years apart. It is also very interesting how much alike are my wife Denise and Toni. In both cases it is amazing how radically different life experiences and ages could lead to so much commonality.


If Denise is like Toni you are a lucky man!