Oh no! It was a good chuckle. I think Bush needs more than a heart or brain.
My favorite joke about presidents goes back to 1967. Here is how it goes:
There are three famous presidents in our countries history. George Washington, who never told a lie, FDR, who never told the truth and LBJ who could not tell the difference! :)
There is something about presidents from Texas that sets them aside from the rest regardless of political affiliation.
Ron Paul is from where? :)
>We're off to see the wizard....
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>The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin to OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.
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>"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL WIZARD OF OZ? WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
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>Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I had a terrible time with Iran, so I've come for some courage."
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>"NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard, "WHO IS NEXT?"
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>Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well..,Well.., Well.., I ... think I need a brain".
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>"DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?"
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>Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart."
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>"I'VE HEARD ITS TRUE." says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE."
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>Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.
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>Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY?"
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>"Is Dorothy around?"
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>Note: I heard it differently - I heard Nixon asks for a heart and George Bush asks for a brain. :o) However, I got it in an email with photos and when I found it online it was different as above.
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