Now THAT is funny :o) Welcome back Tom :o)



>Oh no! It was a good chuckle. I think Bush needs more than a heart or brain.
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>My favorite joke about presidents goes back to 1967. Here is how it goes:
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>There are three famous presidents in our countries history. George Washington, who never told a lie, FDR, who never told the truth and LBJ who could not tell the difference! :)
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>There is something about presidents from Texas that sets them aside from the rest regardless of political affiliation.
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>Ron Paul is from where? :)
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>>We're off to see the wizard....
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>>The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin to OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.
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>>"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL WIZARD OF OZ? WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
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>>Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I had a terrible time with Iran, so I've come for some courage."
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>>"NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard, "WHO IS NEXT?"
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>>Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well..,Well.., Well.., I ... think I need a brain".
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>>"DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?"
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>>Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart."
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>>"I'VE HEARD ITS TRUE." says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE."
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>>Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.
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>>Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY?"
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>>"Is Dorothy around?"
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>>Note: I heard it differently - I heard Nixon asks for a heart and George Bush asks for a brain. :o) However, I got it in an email with photos and when I found it online it was different as above.
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