>>>I doubt Mickey D's uses Angus beef ;-)
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>>No, but I think the petroleum waste product that they do use in their simulated faux meat-like product comes from North Sea oil, so maybe that counts.
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>I mentioned this once before, but I don't know if you ever saw it. There is a product on the market called "Coffee-Mate". It's a coffee whitener. When it first came on the market (they've changed the label since), the label said: An Artificial edible oil substitute
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>I was never able to figure out whether that meant it was a substitute for an artificial edible oil created because they ran out of the real artificial edible oil, or if it was an artificial substitute for an edible oil created because they ran out of the real substitutes for it.
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I'll tell you the product that scares me. My wife used to buy those aerosol cans of cheese spread to put on crackers. (And probably still does). On the can it says "Does not require refrigeration." That's good?