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Tax structure in India
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31/10/2007 09:58:11
 
 
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31/10/2007 07:17:26
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A wee bit extreme to a tongue-in-cheek response, donchathink?


>If you want a country without tax I suppose you don't want education,health ,police, defence, roads. Stuff like that.
>
>Tax is you ticket to civilisation. Pay it and be happy.
>
>
>>>Just about the same here. How about:
>>
>>Well, that is not suprising. The british have set up the tax system in india :)
>>Anyways, it is about how things work up here as well.
>>
>>Walter,
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>>
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>>>Buy petrol, on which you pay duty. the duty goes up and you still have to pay VAT on top of that - same for cigarettes and booze.
>>>
>>>>TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>1) Qus. : What are you doing?
>>>>Ans.: Business.
>>>>Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
>>>>
>>>>2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
>>>>Ans.: Selling the Goods.
>>>>Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!
>>>>
>>>>3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?
>>>>Ans.: From other State/Abroad
>>>>Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
>>>>
>>>>4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
>>>>Ans.: Profit.
>>>>Tax: PAY INCOME TAX!
>>>>
>>>>5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
>>>>Ans.: Factory.
>>>>Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY!
>>>>
>>>>6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
>>>>Ans.: Yes
>>>>Tax: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
>>>>
>>>>7) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
>>>>Ans.: Yes
>>>>Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
>>>>
>>>>8) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
>>>>Ans.: Yes
>>>>Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX!
>>>>
>>>>9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
>>>>Ans.: Yes, for Salary.
>>>>Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
>>>>
>>>>10) Qus. : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
>>>>Ans.: Hotel
>>>>Tax: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
>>>>
>>>>11) Qus. : Are you going Out of Station for Business?
>>>>Ans.: Yes
>>>>Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
>>>>
>>>>12) Qus. : Have you taken or given any Service/s?
>>>>Ans.: Yes
>>>>Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
>>>>
>>>>13) Qus. : How come you got such a Big Amount?
>>>>Ans.: Gift on birthday.
>>>>Tax: PAY GIFT TAX!
>>>>
>>>>14) Qus. : Do you have any Wealth?
>>>>Ans.: Yes
>>>>Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX!
>>>>
>>>>15) Qus. : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
>>>>Ans.: Cinema or Resort.
>>>>Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
>>>>
>>>>16) Qus. : Have you purchased House?
>>>>Ans.: Yes
>>>>Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
>>>>
>>>>17) Qus. : How you Travel?
>>>>Ans.: Bus
>>>>Tax: PAY SURCHARGE!
>>>>
>>>>18) Qus. : Any Additional Tax?
>>>>Ans.: Yes
>>>>Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
>>>>
>>>>19) Qus. : Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
>>>>Ans.: Yes
>>>>Tax: PAY INTEREST & PENALTY
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