Just keeping them on their toes.



>A wee bit extreme to a tongue-in-cheek response, donchathink?
>
>
>>If you want a country without tax I suppose you don't want education,health ,police, defence, roads. Stuff like that.
>>
>>Tax is you ticket to civilisation. Pay it and be happy.
>>
>>
>>>>Just about the same here. How about:
>>>
>>>Well, that is not suprising. The british have set up the tax system in india :)
>>>Anyways, it is about how things work up here as well.
>>>
>>>Walter,
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Buy petrol, on which you pay duty. the duty goes up and you still have to pay VAT on top of that - same for cigarettes and booze.
>>>>
>>>>>TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>1) Qus. : What are you doing?
>>>>>Ans.: Business.
>>>>>Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
>>>>>
>>>>>2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
>>>>>Ans.: Selling the Goods.
>>>>>Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!
>>>>>
>>>>>3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?
>>>>>Ans.: From other State/Abroad
>>>>>Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
>>>>>
>>>>>4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
>>>>>Ans.: Profit.
>>>>>Tax: PAY INCOME TAX!
>>>>>
>>>>>5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
>>>>>Ans.: Factory.
>>>>>Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY!
>>>>>
>>>>>6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
>>>>>Ans.: Yes
>>>>>Tax: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
>>>>>
>>>>>7) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
>>>>>Ans.: Yes
>>>>>Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
>>>>>
>>>>>8) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
>>>>>Ans.: Yes
>>>>>Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX!
>>>>>
>>>>>9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
>>>>>Ans.: Yes, for Salary.
>>>>>Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
>>>>>
>>>>>10) Qus. : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
>>>>>Ans.: Hotel
>>>>>Tax: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
>>>>>
>>>>>11) Qus. : Are you going Out of Station for Business?
>>>>>Ans.: Yes
>>>>>Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
>>>>>
>>>>>12) Qus. : Have you taken or given any Service/s?
>>>>>Ans.: Yes
>>>>>Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
>>>>>
>>>>>13) Qus. : How come you got such a Big Amount?
>>>>>Ans.: Gift on birthday.
>>>>>Tax: PAY GIFT TAX!
>>>>>
>>>>>14) Qus. : Do you have any Wealth?
>>>>>Ans.: Yes
>>>>>Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX!
>>>>>
>>>>>15) Qus. : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
>>>>>Ans.: Cinema or Resort.
>>>>>Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
>>>>>
>>>>>16) Qus. : Have you purchased House?
>>>>>Ans.: Yes
>>>>>Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
>>>>>
>>>>>17) Qus. : How you Travel?
>>>>>Ans.: Bus
>>>>>Tax: PAY SURCHARGE!
>>>>>
>>>>>18) Qus. : Any Additional Tax?
>>>>>Ans.: Yes
>>>>>Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
>>>>>
>>>>>19) Qus. : Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
>>>>>Ans.: Yes
>>>>>Tax: PAY INTEREST & PENALTY