I don't think I could handle being called 'Hercules Costa Rica'. ;)

>This should provide for family fun for hours and hours and hours!!!
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>http://ronmexico.kainalopallo.com/
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>The Ron Mexico name generator!!!
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>So...should I travel south of the border to spread more than just a little holiday cheer, my name will be "Pavel Angola".
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>Should new PA Crew advocate JR decide to hit yet another country, he'll be known as "Jean-Claude Benin".
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>The midwest Ninja will be known as "Duff Mali". (wow, a name AND a hobby!)
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>And finally, big-bad JB will ALWAYS carry a tough name - his new name will be "Big Boy Japan"
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>Out of sheer curiosity, I did a name translation for JVP - it came up as "Victor Martinique"!!!
>(I guess Joe Bob was already taken). HOWEVER!!!! A reverse-translation of Joe Bob results in "Little John Tajikistan".
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>Fellow bud Rod Paddock will be Fausto Polynesia. He might want to check his aliases to see if he hasn't already used that one. (j/k)
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>Should Tracy Holzer have an interest herself in some post-holiday partying, she'll be using the name "Sabrina Montserrat"
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>And last, but not least, there were limits to this. I did a translation to see if the resulting name would be "letter writer"...didn't quite work out that way.
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>But still, this can keep the entire family entertained for hours. Where do they come up with all this clever stuff???
>So check it out!
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>(Passport, ID cards, and penicillin sold separately...allow 8-10 weeks for delivery)
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>(If anyone doesn't quite 'get' the Ron Mexico story, email or PM me)