>Grady,
>
>This is the best one I have read for ages.
>If you haven't started a blog yet, please do so straight away and post this (=your story), not my answer, as a opening.
>I am confident that somebody who is capable of producing this kind of proza has a lot more to tell us.
>
>Best regards,
>
>Koen
This came to me in my email. I do not know who wrote it but it wasn't me. I just posted it for all to enjoy.

UPDATE - I searched the web. Here is a link to it that includes the author's name which is supposedly, Homer Simpson-Caldwell

http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/Dr_Laura_and_Leviticus.html