>>In some ways, what you are saying follows Mormon teachings, that after the Apostles died, God took the priesthood from the earth, then later came back and returned it.
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>So, a Cardinal in Rome rushes into the Pope's room and says: Your eminence I have good news and I have bad news. What's the good news asks the Pope? Jesus is on the phone, says the Cardinal.

Aka "your boss is calling you, boss" :)

>Astounding, says the Pope, how could there possibly be any bad news after that? Well, says the Cardinal, he's calling from Salt Lake City.

ROFL :)