>>So, a Cardinal in Rome rushes into the Pope's room and says: Your eminence I have good news and I have bad news. What's the good news asks the Pope? Jesus is on the phone, says the Cardinal.
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>Aka "your boss is calling you, boss" :)

Old English version:
Pope is on an official visit to Britain and is to attend mass at a city some way from London. Running late and with a chauffeur who refuses to speed up the Pope insists on taking the wheel. Doing about 110 he, sure enough, gets pulled over by the police. Some time later a white-faced and shaken officer turns up at the police station. "Sarj, I just issued a speeding ticket to someone very important and I'm not sure I should have done it".
"Calm down, lad. Just tell me who it was?"
" Well I don't really know but the Pope was driving"