>>>Naomi, being offensive and being annoying are two different things.
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>>Nope, it's one different thing. The other one is a same. That's how they actually differ.
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>Being offensive is one thing.
>Being annoying is one thing.
>1 + 1 = 2
>They are different.

Yes, they are. Different from each other.

>Two different things.

IMO, "two different" is redundant, because "different" is a relation between more than one. Or else you want to reclassify this back into normal jokes:

Q: what is the difference between a parrot?

A1: it has two legs, specially the left one.

A2: the left leg is lefter than the right.