>>>>Naomi, being offensive and being annoying are two different things.
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>>>Nope, it's one different thing. The other one is a same. That's how they actually differ.
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>>Being offensive is one thing.
>>Being annoying is one thing.
>>1 + 1 = 2
>>They are different.
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>Yes, they are. Different from each other.
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>>Two different things.
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>IMO, "two different" is redundant, because "different" is a relation between more than one. Or else you want to reclassify this back into normal jokes:
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>Q: what is the difference between a parrot?
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>A1: it has two legs, specially the left one.
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>A2: the left leg is lefter than the right.

OK then, how about "two of the same thing"?