Wow. That is a real claim to fame. Amazingly enough I don't think I've ever hit an animal, even a pigeon. Although I have nightmares about something I witnessed once.

I lived in a big apartment complex in the Marina when I first moved to LA. There were a couple ponds in this complex that attracted flying animals. I would grab the bus right outside the complex to get downtown.

One day I was at the bus stop with a couple other people and a momma duck was leading her family of baby ducks from across the driveway to get to one of the ponds. All of a sudden a lady in a lexus comes barrelling down the driveway and mows down all the children. The mom starts shrieking, it was awful. The lady in the car stopped for about 10 seconds when she heard the shrieking, looked at us at the bustop, then barrelled on out. If only Tony Soprano was around at the time. He would have known how to handle the lady.

>Sounds good. But I'm just having a tough time picturing a Llama run wild. I'm still working on it thou.
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>Slightly off-topic...I have the distinction of being one of the few people to hit not only Bambi, but an emu as well.
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>I only recall three things about the emu....seeing that damn animal run out onto the road, the loud THUD, and then feathers everywhere in the rear-view mirror.