>...so it made me feel a bit sorry for their obviously shivering little rear-ends when I told them I wasn't religious and needed to shut the door so that I could resume downloading from BarelyLegal.com
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>Those poor boys...maybe I should have invited them in for some beer and quality entertainment...after all,they can't be THAT pristine!!!

I usually ask the religion peddlers did they ever get someone coming to their door to tell them there's no such thing as god, and that they shouldn't believe in any of that. My next question is "and what was the golden rule?"