>>>>By the way, ask a French speaker to say "The seal in the pool". I mean the marine mammal and a swimming pool. Don't be offended by how it sounds.
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>>>I don't know the french for "seal" but "... est dans la piscine" - that sounds naughty, right? :-)
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>>Not "is in the pool", just "in the pool".
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>>The marine mammal seal is spelled Phoque. I leave it to those able to keep a straight face to pronounce that loudly during High Tea with the Ladies. :)
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>Of course, I did know that but had forgotten. Still: "La phoque dans la piscine", despite the odd word sounding like English, doesn't make sense as an English expression.

True. If an English speaker said "PHOQUE - Excuse my French!", that now makes sense! :)

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>How about marcel DuChamp's (the dadaist) Mona Lisa (the one with the moustache painted on). He labelled "his" work L.H.O.O.Q which, pronounced in French (makes a French pun) ...

Which I'm not catching, I'm sorry to say.

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>As kids we would amuse ourselves with "Polish it behind the door", said fast and repeatedly.

Wow! That's double-entendre. :)