>>I didn't believe that you could possibly be serious about trying to hire Hellend and there must be some other nefarious reason for asking for all that stuff.
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>That's Helland. Mr. Helland to you.

I actually thought about it before I typed it too. Couldn't recall the correct way so I want with the least common. I recall JVP giving people much crap about spelling his name Peterson instead of Petersen.

>I got suspended from college and never went back.
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>I think Kevin is trying to "out" me on that, or something. He can travel down the education road all he wants. I speak to more PhDs on a regular basis than anyone I knew in college. I may even get a grant to pursue my own doctoral thesis.
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>Someday I'll expect you to call me Dr. Helland.

Ok, Dr. Hellend.