That hits close to home.

>Hillbilly Computer Jargon:
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>Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
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>Bit - A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
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>Byte - Whut them dang flys do
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>Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick
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>Cache - Needed when you run out of food stamps
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>Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
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>Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
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>Digital control - What yore fingers do on the TV remote
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>Diskette - Female disco dancer
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>Download - Gettin' the farwood offn the pickup
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>Enter - Northern 'fer c'mon in y'all
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>Floppy - When you run out of Polygrip
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>Floppydisk - Whatcha git from tryin' to carry to much farwood
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>Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
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>Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer
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>Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
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>Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys
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>Laptop - Whur the kitty sleeps
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>LAN - To borrow as in, "Hey Bart! LAN me yore truck."
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>Log on - Making the wood stove hotter
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>Log off - Don't add no more wood
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>Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
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>Mainframe - Holds up the barn ruf
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>Megahertz - When yer not keerful gettin' that farwood downloaded
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>Microchip - Whut's left in the munchie bag
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>Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions
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>Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live
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>Network - How to get yer bait for fishin
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>Online - Where you hang your clothes to dry
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>Packet - What you do to a suitcase before a trip
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>Prompt - Whut th mail ain't in the winter taim
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>Reboot - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff
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>Screen - Whut to shut when it's black fly season
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>Software - Them dang plastik forks and knives
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>Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year
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>Terminal - Time to call the undertaker
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>Windows - Place in the truck to hang your gun