>I liked the way English soccer star George Best put it. He said he spent most of his money on wine, women, and fast cars, and the rest he just blew ;-)
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Old joke, but I don't remember where I heard it first.
Same theme, different version.
"My doctor told me that if I gave up women, whiskey, and cigars I could live an extra 20 years. I looked at him and asked "WHY" .... IIRC Milton Berle
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