>>I liked the way English soccer star George Best put it. He said he spent most of his money on wine, women, and fast cars, and the rest he just blew ;-)
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>Old joke, but I don't remember where I heard it first.
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>Same theme, different version.
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>"My doctor told me that if I gave up women, whiskey, and cigars I could live an extra 20 years. I looked at him and asked "WHY" .... IIRC Milton Berle

Dr. Jonathan Miller, when asked if he jogs to keep in shape (iirc, by Dick Cavett), said something like, "Why would I want to spend 7 years of my life jogging just to live 7 years longer?"