>>(epilogue: we actually found it when we visited the 5th shop second time. It's in the drain declogging department.)
>>(btw, if dialog should actually be dialogue, epilog an epilogue, etc... then we better start writing all the words ending with a -gue with a -g or vice versa... so, either vog, seg, leag, dialog, monolog, or vogue, segue, league, dialogue, epilogue, dogue, blogue, smogue, clogue)
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>What are you, some kind of pinko equality fanatic?

In words.

Wait, what's wrong with equal rights? It suffices that all the suffices for equal words be equal among themselves, 's all.

Hey, it wasn't me who started this particular charge to windmills, this futile exercise in searching for logic in English language. But you know me, just couldn't miss the party ;).