>>>>>What in tarnation you on about, boy!?
>>>>
>>>>Me? Ya'll are the ones who appear to be under the influence!<g>
>>>
>>>But I've never heard that load of doggerel, even deep in my cups :-)
>>
>>Well, then here's the whole shebang -
>>
>>The Scotsman
>>
>>Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
>>And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
>>He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
>>Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
>>Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
>>He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
>>
>>About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
>>And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
>>See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
>>I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
>>Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
>>I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
>>
>>They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
>>Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
>>And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
>>Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
>>Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
>>Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
>>
>>They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
>>Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
>>As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
>>Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
>>Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
>>Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
>>
>>Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
>>Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
>>And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
>>O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
>>Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
>>O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
>
>Nice one! :-) I've never heard of that song.

Like many others, I thought it was John Denver, but it was just someone who sounded like him -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4EkuclHTwg

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