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>"This is the hippy-dippy weatherman at W - I - N - O, Wonderful WINO
>The forecast for tonight is......DARK. Continued dark, changing to light by morning"
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>but my favorite is his male sexist pig joke.
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>Ring Ring Ring Ring
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>"Hello?"
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>"Hi George. This is Alice"
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>"Ummm......Hi Alice"
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>"We met at a party a couple of weeks ago. You said I was a good sport"
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>"Yeah! How are you?"
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>"I'm pregnant. And I'm going to kill myself"
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>"Say.......You ARE a good sport"