>Two women were out for a Saturday stroll with their dogs. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua . As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
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>The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got the dogs with us."
>The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do." As they walked towards the bar the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
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>The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
>The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
>The bouncer said, "A Doberman is your seeing eye dog?"
>The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
>The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
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>The lady with the Chihuahua thought convincing the bouncer that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, "What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.
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>Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
>The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
>The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
>The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a %^&$#$* Chihuahua???"

Good one.

Here is another in the dogs category. Actually it's a scene with Peter Sellers in one of the Pink Panther movies.

Guy walks into a bar. Another guy is sitting at the bar and a dog is sitting on the stool next to him.

"Does your dog bite?" the new guy asks.

"No," says Sellers.

The guy sits down on the stool next to the dog. The dog immediately bites him.

He jumps up and says angrily, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"

"That's not my dog," says Sellers.

(The way he pronounces dog is half the fun).