>>Two women were out for a Saturday stroll with their dogs. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua . As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
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>>The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got the dogs with us."
>>The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do." As they walked towards the bar the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
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>>The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
>>The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
>>The bouncer said, "A Doberman is your seeing eye dog?"
>>The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
>>The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
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>>The lady with the Chihuahua thought convincing the bouncer that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, "What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.
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>>Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
>>The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
>>The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
>>The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a %^&$#$* Chihuahua???"
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>Good one.
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>Here is another in the dogs category. Actually it's a scene with Peter Sellers in one of the Pink Panther movies.
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>Guy walks into a bar. Another guy is sitting at the bar and a dog is sitting on the stool next to him.
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>"Does your dog bite?" the new guy asks.
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>"No," says Sellers.
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>The guy sits down on the stool next to the dog. The dog immediately bites him.
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>He jumps up and says angrily, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"
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>"That's not my dog," says Sellers.
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>(The way he pronounces dog is half the fun).

Wasn't that just after the other guy said "May I take your coat? May I take your hat? ..." etc and walked off with them?