>>Yesterday I went to the gym for the first time in over a year. This morning the office receptionist asked if I've been working out. Does that mean I'm done exercising for another year?
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>Ever see ANYONE smiling and jogging at the same time? Me neither. I figure I did enough exercise when I was younger to carry me through to the box. However, I still try to get 15 minutes exercise, at least 3 times a week.

LOL

That includes the foreplay and the monologue, right?

Actually I can testify that jogging / running can be very enjoyable -- when you're in shape. It's that no-fun 2 to 4 weeks of getting back into shape that keeps deterring me.