>>*Free to good home.
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>>*Excellent guard dog.
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>>*Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
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>>*Most of them knew him as 'Holy Sh_t.'
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>LOL
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>A friend used to let his two Dobermans run free in his fenced yard.

Before the PC police jumps in... you surely meant Doberpersons, right?